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Wednesday, 29 April 2015

The Survey : Three : introducing Chris the Chippie


It seems getting into the roof space might have been considerably more tricky due to the work of Chris the Chippie (undoubtedly a close personal friend of Rog the Roofer, Tim the Trainee and Tom, Tim's friend), but the physical attributes of The Surveyor come into play once more ...


Speaking of Rog, what's he been up to lately?


Perhaps it's time for some plain speaking householder advice from The Surveyor, with just a dash of opinion thrown in...


Oh, The Surveyor, that seems a bit harsh!  Evil?  Surely a loaded word to apply to a plant?  I now imagine him growing up in a house covered entirely in ivy, and getting more than one nasty fright involving unexpected spiders when he opened his bedroom window...

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